Quotes

Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot.

A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.